Clover Lark

Clover Lark, early 20s, hails from the highlands of Thistlecrimp Crag. Despite being a diminutive size, she surprises most people with her deep, gravelly voice. And talking of surprises, for her 21st birthday, she had some cosmetic surgery to reshape her eyebrows. Unfortunately the surgeon turned out to be a geography teacher, who was simply trying to make some extra cash on the side, after watching a few ‘learn eyebrow surgery in 10 minutes’ videos on YouTube. Consequently Clover was left with eyebrows much too high and now looks permanently surprised, even when she’s angry… and she does get angry.

She plays lead guitar and gives hecklers the death stare, as only a botched eyebrow surgery victim can.