Hambo Lard

Hambo Lard, early 30s, Pudshire born and bred, makes some serious noise, not just from his humbuckers, but from his ungainly flatulence problem, which often occurs before a gig, now becoming a ritual where Hambo letting one go, is the cue to get the hell out of the tiny dressing room and onto the stage before everyone dies.

Playing in a plethora of doom metal and grunge bands, he ended up playing in The Deadly Crimson Fudge Packers where he played alongside Sludge, the bass player. When Molly Havoc took over on vocals, she told them that they were shit (they were) and promptly sacked the drummer and lead guitarist, after which they became Cinderkillerella.

A man of few words, but a a solid noise manufacturer.